omg
you may or may not be privvy to the office euphamisms that are used in this day and age, but one that is over-used at my place of work is "fire drill" when referring to an incident or error that needs to be attended to immediately if not sooner. well, in accordance with definition, workmate colin and i have started to refer to these instances as "fire alarms"; because that's what they are.
we are like the rhinos* of the web.
*rhinos are natures fireman.