some lady in a white van
is unreasonably upset with me right now.
so, you know how when you turn left or right onto a multiple-lane road you're supposed to stay in the lane closest to you and then signal if you intend to change lanes? well, this lady missed that day in driver's ed. and got very upset with me for following the rules. she got so upset, in fact, that she sped up to get in front of me, and then proceeded to slow down and merge into my lane (rather, into my car)! so, i changed lanes to go around her as she was having a difficult time understanding the difference between the brake pedal and the gas pedal. as i passed, i saw that she was on her cell phone and pointing out the window at me. surprisingly, she wasn't using a well-known finger, she was simply pointing.
this is the best part, so i get over again into my first-choice lane, and come to a stop light where she gets into the right-turn lane and doesn't turn. so she gets honked at by the person behind her cuz she's too busy calling her husband to tell him what a terrible time she's having breaking basic driving rules!
so, lady, if you happen to read this: stop taking everything so personally, and try not to run people off the road just cuz you feel wronged.
p.s., i hope she called the cops and that they told her to eff off because she was wasting their time.
p.p.s., my boss was in the car with me so he'll vouch for my responsible driving.
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I can indeed vouch for her. Plus I flipped off the offender. nyah...
Posted by: rusty | May 14, 2007 7:54 PM